this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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