If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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