How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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