he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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