And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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