Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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