look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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