There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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