I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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