so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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