that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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