So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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