they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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