you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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