the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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