great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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