So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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