it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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