ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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