wake up i wanna do it froggy style
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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