Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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