well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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