Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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