Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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