Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girl is more easily done than said...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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