well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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