Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Sorry about my life...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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