Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I have already put on my inside pants.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
