3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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