she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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