I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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