if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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