You made me cry and you don't even care
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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