I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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