That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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