MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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