haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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