I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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