Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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