On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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