In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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