Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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