Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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