Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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