I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dear god my vagina.
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