she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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