Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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