I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
where are you?
Hypothermia
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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