I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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