I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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