Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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