Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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