Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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