talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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