you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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